Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 208

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9505
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 28

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5646 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 93917
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6740

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 962036 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Ores Mined: 7148
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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