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NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	8232

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magic Items Found:	8066

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2