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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2397 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.