The Blockade has many unique features that add a whole new experience to factions. First, we have our own plugin called Powerful Blocks. Powerful Blocks are meant to imitate Lucky Blocks and that is exactly what it does.
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The Respectful Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!
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Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!
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Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!
3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.
4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
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Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!
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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!