The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

ambulance, Body Temperature, Bridge.., Calmly, clothes, cold water, CONVINCING, deep river, drowning, ireland, kettlebells, method, Minecraft, naked, Odds, overdosing, painkillers, Police, populated area, Problems, psych ward, rationally, rescue, rope, smp, stores, SUICIDE, suicide method, Wrists

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

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Chunky Monkey

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mines Excavated:	4807
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

chunkymonkey.fun

GamesLabs network

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

play.gameslabs.net

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	186	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

play.cnmc.us

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	15

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6040
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3055	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Towns Built:	6

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604