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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4205 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!