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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7145 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!