The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	873485
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8830	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	292
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Farms Harvested:	950	Potions Brewed:	189

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Star Shards Collected:	226
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	598	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net