The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

alphabet, awkward, awkward situations, caulking gun, Difficulties, embarrassing things, facing fears, facts, fear of judgment, Fractions, hidden talents, imperial measuring tape, Insecurities, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, performance anxiety, personal limitations, phobias, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, Struggles, unique struggles, urinal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Emeralds Found:	2981
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	572679

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	1581	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5632	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu