The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mines Excavated:	4350
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	3640
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7905
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Farms Harvested:	788
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3475	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1958	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	2066	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	2716

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	9790
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600