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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player, Bob the Builder. Bob once built an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT just for fun, and let’s just say it was a blast! Literally.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most skilled builders who can create pixel art so realistic, you’ll think it’s a photograph. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own llama mafia – trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular PvP tournaments where players battle it out with diamond swords while riding pigs. It’s like a medieval jousting match, but with more bacon.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, AEWtist!
