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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8417 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!