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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, that’s a thing too. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. It’s like a fairy tale, bro!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!