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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8002 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 460 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!