The Andromeda SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6973
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	6652
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ores Mined:	3050
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	34
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2166	Ores Mined:	4790
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3069
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1314	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	217	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1395	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11