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Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.
McAllies is a Minecraft server that delivers exhilarating Soup Hardcore Survival PvP with a Sugarcane Economy. Our server utilizes a combination of custom-built and publicly available plugins.
Map 2 releases on November 22nd at 7pm CST.
McAllies is managed by xPure_Gaming and a dedicated team of passionate admins and moderators. We proudly host our server on a dedicated machine located in Chicago.
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But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dance party every Saturday night at the virtual club in the server. Get ready to bust a move with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves while wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild, hilarious, and totally absurd adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
LegacySMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Economy PvP Server
Get Ready for a Thrilling Adventure! Build Your Empire by Creating your own shop, earn money, and dominate the economy! Trade with other players and rise to the top. PvP is Always ON: Ready for a challenge? PvP is enabled everywhere fight, loot, and conquer other players bases! Griefing Allowed: Build or destroy this is a world where nothing is safe! Claim your land or risk being raided! Custom Economy System Earn currency through jobs, quests, or by selling your loot and items to other player Huge Rewards for Dominance Get rich, become a legend, and earn incredible rewards by taking down the strongest players and stealing their loot!
Are you brave enough to take on the chaos? Server IP: Legacysmp.shockbyte.club Join now and start building your empire but watch your back! Everyone’s out for the loot.
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Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.
And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!
WorldForge
Welcome to the WorldForge server! Immerse yourself in a lore-rich environment where nations rise and fall, alliances are forged, and epic battles determine the fate of the world. Here’s everything you need to get started and thrive on this unique server: Server Features Earth Map: A 1:1000 scale map of Earth serves as the setting for your nation-building and conquest adventures. Towny System: Create towns and nations, claim territories, and manage your resources effectively to dominate. Dynamic Economy: Trade, auction, and run shops to grow your wealth and power.
193.31.31.52:25653
Join us for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsiest girl next door who loves karaoke and ASMR. Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who’s all about retro games and drawing. And let’s not forget about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will take you on longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who’s all about horror games and RPGs? Or maybe you’d rather chill with Daiya Fortuna, the dorky weird girl who loves collabs and retro games.
With original songs and covers, crazy templates, and a whole archive of content, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we built in the Nether – it’s a wild ride, literally.
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the new currency on our server, and let me tell you, things can get pretty heated in the potato market.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just be careful not to trigger the booby traps – trust me, I learned that the hard way.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. But fair warning – once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the perfect debut edition of our Minecraft SMP!
A fresh take on anarchy Minecraft with zero rules and pure chaos! Build, destroy, and survive in an unfiltered world.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!
But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.
So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
