Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, Christmas Grinch, comfortable Christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, family dynamics, GrinchCraft, Hardcore, holidays, in-laws, mother-in-law, newborn, own tradition, perspective, Plans, tradition, unreasonable

Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

10. Bucket list hobbies, 11. Unfulfilled hobbies, 12. Dream hobbies, 13. Hobbies for relaxation, 14. Hobbies for stress relief, 15. Hobbies for self-care, 16. Hobbies for mental health, 17. Hobbies for mindfulness, 18. Hobbies for self-improvement, 19. Hobbies for fun, 2. New hobby, 20. Hobbies for fulfillment., 3. Hobbies to try, 4. Leisure activities, 5. Interests, 6. Passions, 7. Creative pursuits, 8. Skill development, 9. personal growth, hobby, Minecraft, NoChance4Hobby, smp

Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

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yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	272

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	131
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NightmareCraft

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Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!