Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	168	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	107	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crops Grown:	3553
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	741651	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	234

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

#youtube, archives, Birds, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Doki, Dokibird, Dramafaggotry, Drift Away, Final Heist, Fly High, haha, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, character study, Duality, emotional facade, facade, hidden traits, hypothetical scenario, Identity, inner conflict, introspection, Minecraft, Mirror Image, Personality, Prisoner, Psychology, role reversal, same, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Tsundere, what if

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	8532
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	66
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	619628	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

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Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7807	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3581	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3