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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8116 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8701 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.
imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”
so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.