Tessatess | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	2734	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	8371	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	929	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4225
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9086
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Items Found:	4136
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3