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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7275	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6040	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Emeralds Found:	9366
Dimension Hops:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9359	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
New Chunks Explored:	259577	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2267	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mines Excavated:	3842
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	3804
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.