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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Gods Slained: 0
Dimension Hops: 15 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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