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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 25 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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