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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6095 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 762 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.
Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!