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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	620	Votes:	9867
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	161
Magic Items Found:	7630	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	7290	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9843
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3