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Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	4371
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	105	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8425	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9216
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	3941	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	3683
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	2