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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7574 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Crops Grown: | 9995 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!