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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9477 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 952 | Magic Items Found: | 5549 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!