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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2159 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7073 |
Farms Harvested: | 136 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!