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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1190 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 6128 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!