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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8353 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 3112 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!