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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3497 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!