Terbia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	7504	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	293	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	4811
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9867	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?