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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 324713 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2072 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.