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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9447 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).