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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 800241 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
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