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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7771 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8040 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Votes: | 3310 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).