TechGE3Ks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8971
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	328659
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Animals Bred:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6234

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9314
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	333	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

Java Jive Cafe Server

antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Italian Adventures 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!

Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

The Janitor Minecraft SMP

Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

NoFoodZoneCraft

airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Welcome to the Bedrock Box server! Minecraft server

banner, Bedrock Box, Community, Creative, Crystalix, Discord, ds, Fun, Gaming, Hades, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, PvP, ruslan, Server, server description, server image, Survival, Turned On

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

This is a server with a bedrock box like Hades or like Crystalix! Who wants to play and the server is not turned on, write to me in ds (discord) here it is: Ruslan 10#9136

BedrockBox08991.aternos.me

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

HateWordCraft

10. Words that bug, 11. Phrases that grate, 12. Language annoyances, 13. Words that grate, 14. Phrases that grate, 15. Language pet hates, 16. Words that irritate, 17. Phrases that annoy, 18. Language irritations, 19. Words that frustrate, 2. Irritating words, 20. Phrases that frustrate., 3. Annoying phrases, 4. Language pet peeves, 5. Words that annoy, 6. Phrases that bother, 7. Words that grate, 8. Phrases that irk, 9. Language dislikes, HateWordCraft, pet peeve

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and guarded by a giant spider wearing a top hat? Or the time when a group of players banded together to defeat a dragon that was terrorizing the land, only to discover that the dragon was actually just a misunderstood llama in disguise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you happen to come across a talking cow or a dancing sheep, just go with it – anything is possible on our server!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9572	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1309	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4