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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchantments Applied:	134
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	676
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Potions Brewed:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	8947	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	5277	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	7559
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	92/600	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6