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Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	459	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	613
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	607421
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZzzCraft Dreamland

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pretty Cats Ugly Fish

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come join our epic minecraft server where catfish rule the land and cats are their loyal servants! watch as the catfish ride around on giant cats, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

we have custom catfish skins and cat mounts for you to ride on, as well as special catfish weapons to battle your enemies with.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary catfish king, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the craziest catfish kingdom in minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9240
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1