| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2141 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 3135 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 850 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4251 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4539 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9317 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 693 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7357 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8120 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 501 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9200 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6020 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2520 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2902 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4810 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 268 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8490 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4033 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5564 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5184 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5704 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
