| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6736 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2932 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9498 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6748 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 9263 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.
but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 155 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2549 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4378 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5787 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3664 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1154 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4792 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7782 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8460 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4692 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4445 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6534 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 130 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3660 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 8042 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1189 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6525 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5998 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
