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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
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