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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5957 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 326 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
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