TDE – Minecraft Server Network

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

New Minecraft Servers

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

timberman.de

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1574
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	7958
Players Killed by Monsters:	5710	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Villages Defended:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	930935	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	130	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5034
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!