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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
