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Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	803
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Potions Brewed:	65	Enchantments Applied:	107
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	3955

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	3120	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25