TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineJam

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineJam server, a fast growing Minecraft server. You are invited to join our amazing community, have fun and make new friends! With Survival PvP, Towny Survival, Hunger Games, SkyWars, Creative, Sky Block and more, you’ll never get bored!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	148	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9020

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Atm9 anarchy – All the mods 9 server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

This isn’t just any server, it’s a semi-anarchy PvP server where strategy, skill, and a bit of mischief come together.

Economy system – Trade with in game economy with an auction house and bounty system. Spawn area – The spawn will be in a separate dimension free from pvp. You will be able to jump unto the random teleporter to the overworld to start the adventure Graves – Graves are disabled, you will be able to loot your victims Dimensions – Some dimensions will be off-limits, world border is 50k in every dimension. Base Strategy – There are no claims Banned items – Almost no banned items, all items of mass destruction are fair game Vote Crates – Get a head start with helpful items

Rules: No Offensive Content: No discussions on sensitive topics like politics, religion, drugs, or racism. Lag Control: Avoid creating excessive lag Atm9 servers all the mods 9

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	955	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Just Simple Hosting | Semi-Anarchy [Survival / Creative]

Adventure, amazing, building, Creative, Multiverse, PvP, Survival

Our server is a semi-anarchy survival server lead by the Minecraft community, built by the Minecraft community.We support the Minecraft community by providing a fully community run server hosted on us.The only rules are to treat others with respect, don’t swear, no hacks, no trolls.We support older and newer versions of Minecraft clients, so you don’t need the latest versions client.

Why not logon to our server and check out what we have been up too?

Cross-Platform

IP Address: mc.jshosting.co.ukPort: 19133If you playing on Xbox you will need to download an app to logon to this server.You have to be connected to the same network as your Xbox.

Rule[1] Be Kind and Respectful[2] Don’t Hack [3] Don’t Grief![4] Spamming or Advertising

These rules are at the discretion of the staff members online.

Don’t forget to vote for our community lead server by clicking here! or Join discord

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Abyss SMP [Java + Bedrock crossplay]

Survival

A world overviewAbyss Season 8 uses Terralith generation for a unique survival experience. There are over 65 different biomes, including most vanilla biomes. These include lush caves, dripstone caves, monument valleys, moonlight groves, alpha islands, mirage islands, and many more. Clients supported are 1.18.2 and bedrock clients. Mobile, Consoles, Desktops are all supported. This world is overviewed using a Pl3xmap, a link to which can be found below.

http://play.abyssmc.org:8123/

About Our ServerAbyss Survival was originally released November 2017 and has been reset several times. Rules are defined by our community, feel free to discussion them in the discord. World downloads are available at the end of every season, so you can continue them in survival, or use them on your own server with friends. We run Coreprotect, so any malicious actions can be undone within seconds.

Rules

1. Be mindful of other players; be respectful to the community and others

2. All chests are private unless marked public. All chest transactions are logged.

3. Do not grief or steal. Buildings near spawn are public areas & may be removed, if needed

4. Do not use mods to gain an unfair advantage, autoclickers and simple external scripts are fine.

5. PvP and fighting must be agreed upon by both players

Custom FeaturesSlimefun is installed to add backpacks, nuclear reactors, magic altars, item transports, energy, holograms, and a bunch of new tools and armor.

Additionally, there are custom recipes. Teleportation is disabled, and players must be able to craft consumable enchanted chorus fruit and enchanted enderpearls in order to teleport to your bed and to other players respectively. A full list of quality of life recipes can be found at

https://abyssmc.org/

A list of slimefun recipes can be found in-game with the slimefun guide.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Kingdom of Latis

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Kingdom of Latis is a multi world medieval themed survival server designed for creativity, adventure, and most importantly, fun! The Kingdom of Latis has amazing sights, hidden temples, ancient villages, and more. You may choose to travel from one location to the next through portals or by dragon flight. If you prefer to simply survive and live in peace you have several worlds to choose from. The main Kingdom Island (PvE) is the place where all new players spawn in, after that you may want to take a walk down to the docks and get onto the ship which will take you to the other PvE worlds (Crystal Bay, Emeraldl) or you may feel slightly more adventurous and get on the ship that will take you our Pvp/Stealing world, Innova. But beware, Innova is a Towny War based, PvP world. Raiding (no griefing), stealing, and PvP are allowed in Innova, as well as full use of all levels of magical wands abilities through the plugin MagicalSpells and bandit NPCs (Citizens 2-Sentry) are scattered around the lands waiting for the unsuspecting adventurer.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftBars Bangladesh

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Memelands | 1.20.2 | Vanilla | Whitelist | Mature and friendly players | Discord | 15+ | Dynmap

Discord, Dynmap, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mature, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello everyone!

Memelands is a 1.20.2 SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. We have been playing on the current map since 2019, so there are loads of unique builds and history to discover! And we will never reset the map, so everything you build on the server will stay there forever and you don’t have to worry about a “new season” wiping your progress.

We have players from multiple time zones all over the world, ensuring that the server stays active around the clock. There are events on the server every so often, ranging from jeopardy nights to build contests and sporting activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are usually held at a time where the most players are able to join in.

We are looking for creative individuals who will want to contribute to our server and be a part of a great community and, most importantly, have fun. The type of player who stops playing on worlds when “everything has been completed” is the complete opposite of what we are looking for.

The server is completely vanilla with the exception of a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (we use CoreProtect to detect thieves and griefers). The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server are to be made.

We have a website where blog posts about the server can be submitted and we also have a Dynmap page where the map (Google Earth-esque) can be viewed live!

Our goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players!

Basic rules: (more detailed list in our Discord server and website)

No stealing, griefing or hacking.Be mature and friendly. Respect other’s builds.No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

(If you see someone breaking a rule you should immediately report the player to an admin)

A whitelist and application system is in place to make sure that our new members are welcomed into a secure environment.

Application: CLICK HERE

Server IP: play.memelands.com

Note that you do have to be aged 15 or older to apply.

Minecraft is full of endless possibilities, and this is a great place to explore them. We hope you will come join us! :)/The Memelands Server admins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Emeralds Found:	3900	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crush Central

LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, OneBlock, Survival

Rpg Oneblock

,Lifesteal

Prisons

and many other modes coming soon

!Collect and replay 50 unique phases

!Unique quests and custom items

.Bosses and Events

.Minions

!Custom enchants and all sorts of other things coming soon

.Prison and Lifesteal coming soon

.Active and friendly community

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	110	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Emerald-Craft

This server is a fun to play, friendly and grief protected environment! With many fun ranks to attain and tones for you to do, join in faction wars, PVP arenas, Spleef, MOB arena, Hunger games! and server-wide competitions with a new RPG world coming soon…

Additional Details A server using 30+ plugins, with multiworlds, chestshop, mobarena, premissionsEX and many many more. Runs on a 32GB RAM so there is NO LAG, With a i7 Processor. with unlimited slots!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arsus Network

Skyblock

To learn more about Arsus Network, check out our wiki page. https://wiki.arsusnw.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crops Grown:	1725	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LODECRAFT [1.20.4] [Never Resets] [MCMMO] [Survival] [Building] [DISCORD]

Adventuring, Backpacks, BUILD, building, classic, Community, Creative, MCMMO, memes, Oldschool, Paper, Paperspigot, smp, Smpsurvival, Spigot, Survival, Survivalserver

Welcome To LODECRAFT!

Welcome to the LODECRAFT Classic SMP Minecraft server! A server focused around enjoying Minecraft the classic way with some fun plugins sprinkled in. We take it slow and enjoy building out the world which we never reset. Enjoy the laid back experience and get building!

Come Join Our Discord Server!https://discord.gg/5tWGK9D67W

IP: LODECRAFT.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lore of Crafters

Arkan, Arkanbuilds, Community, Crafters, Faction Pvp, Factions, games, Gaming, Hub, Hunger, Hunger Games, Loc, Lore, Mariokart, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Prison, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Survival, Voxelsniper

The original Lore of Crafters. We’ve launched a vanilla survival server for all previous (and new) members of our community to join.

Lore of Crafters traces its origins to November 20th, 2011. Founded as Imperocraft originally the server changed into Lore of Crafters in 2012. Known by many names throughout its time such as Lore of Covid (2020-2021) or Laurel Crafters (2021-2023), this great past makes it the 5th oldest Minecraft server!

Our current world is from 2021 and we have no plans on resetting it! (praying to Herobrine)

Make sure to join our Discord! https://discord.gg/7F9hC9X

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Legendary Island

1. . ☠ NO Annoying Boring Signs With Rules at the Beginning! ☠ Cozy and Friendly Gameplay Atmosphere ☠ Easy to Start Right From the First Time Join. Just do “/mine” and start mining! ☠ Clean Chat Without Swear and Spam

2. ☠ Hunger Games Only When YOU Feel Like It ☠ Entertaining Assassin Games ☠ Hundreds of Towns With Active, Real Residents ☠ Manage Your House Protection Without Admins

3. ☠ Free Full Membership is For Free ☠ The More You Play the Higher Rank You Get ☠ Officially Become a Superhero, Pirate, Wizard, Redstoner, Knight, Architect, Oracle ☠ Adult and Friendly Admins ☠ Survival and Creative PvP on|off

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Survival server

119server, bedrock, Minecraft, Other, Skyblcok, smp, Survival, Survivalserver

Dive into DSBM ADVENTURE for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	972247	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.