TattooFailsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4744	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Risenmc

Economy, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

RisenMc is the ultimate Minecraftsurvival server owned by the renowned content creator, Nathanlive. RisenMc is a bustling community where players can immerse themselves in a captivating survival experience while enjoying a robust economy system. With an emphasis on freedom and creativity, this server offers a unique twist on the traditional survival gameplay.

At RisenMc, there are minimal rules in place, ensuring players have the freedom to explore and experiment. The only restriction is the prohibition of hack clients, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Let your imagination run wild as you traverse the vast landscapes and embark on exciting adventures.

RisenMc offers an array of exclusive features that set it apart from other survival servers. One such feature is the Suppy Crate, a supply drop that descends upon the world twice or more each day. These crates are packed with rare and valuable items, offering an exciting opportunity for players to obtain unique treasures.

Another notable addition to the server is the Tracking Compass. This powerful tool allows you to track a random player, revealing their coordinates and other pertinent information. Whether you seek allies or adversaries, the Tracking Compass will guide you to your target.

RisenMc also features Virtual Spawners, a twist on the classic Minecraft spawners. Rather than spawning mobs directly, these spawners save the mobs in a special “vault storage.” This innovative feature allows players to boost and stack the stored mobs, creating a formidable army or a bustling farm. Unleash your creativity and make the most of this unique offering.

Connect to RisenMc server today to engage with a vibrant community, take part in a thriving economy, and uncover rare treasures as you explore its vast world. To join the action, simply connect to the server’s IP. The server also supports crossplay, allowing both Java and Bedrock users to come together and enjoy the immersive gameplay experience. For Bedrock players, using the port 19132 will grant you access to the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineawayMC

PvP

MineawayMC is a quality server which cares about players! In MineawayMC, you can mine special ores to gain wealth and power! Use your power to fight in the pvpMine! Have fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FastCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock

Hello . We are waiting for you on our server which is very nice

Minecraft is an independent sandbox video game written in Java, originally developed by creator Markus Alexej Persson (also renamed Notch / Krusher) and later by the Swedish company Mojang.

The game is focused on creativity and construction, allowing players to build, using a multitude of cubes, in a three-dimensional world. Other in-game activities include exploration, gathering resources, crafting and building gear, and combat. The game features some modes including Survival, Creative, Adventure and Spectator. In the first mode, players have to get the resources by themselves, using the resources to progress progressively, while in the Creative mode, the players have the opportunity to use their creativity through unlimited resources. The high-difficulty Adventure mode features some worlds created by other players. The name comes from the English language, where mine means “mine” and craft “craft, job” or “handiwork”.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Faction: craft

Faction Survival, MCMMO

Hey! We are looking for active players to GROW and BUILD a STRONG community! We will strive to get to know you and become great friends. This is where the minecraft community can come together, and be themselves. Come check us out! We are also looking for staff!

We also have over 250+ custom enchantments!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Radialbog9

Creative, Skyblock

The Radialbog9 Minecraft Server Network is a network with Skyblock and Creative! The Radialbog9 network is compatible with 1.8-1.16.5 at the moment and is always expanding the versions it supports when a new Minecraft release is out!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Terrorbox

247, 4Fun

Welcome to TerrorBox, the ultimate Minecraft gaming experience! Our server is a unique blend of Bedrock and Java editions, offering seamless crossplay for players to come together in an exciting and immersive environment. Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-fueled adventure in our specially crafted Lifesteal SMP and BoxPvP section.

In our BoxPvP section, prepare yourself for heart-pounding combat in specially designed arenas. Engage in fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled battles against friends or foes, showcasing your skills and strategies. With a variety of kits and carefully crafted arenas, BoxPvP delivers non-stop action and intense competition. Rise through the ranks, claim victories, and become a true PvP champion.

But the excitement doesn’t end there. Venture into our immersive Lifesteal SMP, a world where survival takes on a whole new level of intensity. Engage in an unforgiving battle for hearts as you navigate the challenges of a dynamic and ever-evolving environment. With each player kill, you have the opportunity to steal hearts, gaining additional life force to bolster your own survival. Every decision matters as you strategically plan your attacks and defend against rival players. However, beware of defeat, as losing all your hearts will result in temporary banishment from the server. It’s a ruthless struggle for survival that will test your skills, cunning, and ability to adapt.

Forge alliances, build bases, and establish your dominance in both the competitive PvP arenas of BoxPvP and the treacherous realm of Lifesteal SMP. Engage in epic battles, conquer challenging quests, and explore the depths of a rich, player-driven economy. Our dedicated staff ensures a fair and inclusive gaming environment, and with regular updates and events, there’s always something new to discover.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vside

Prison, PvP

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

kakecraft

Survival

Vanilla Survival Server Version: 1.15.2 24/7 Uptime Dedicated Staff Hourly ServerBackups Grief Prevention Land Claims We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.

Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide the fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like youre in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Waterway network

op prison, Prison

We support all versions 1.8 and higher. Recommended version to play is 1.16

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Poke Server

Hardcore

Poke is a youtuber join his server. Poke is the best youtuber out there! Poke is my fav youtuber SUBSCRIBE TO HIME AND SUB TO Poke-Minecraft Also The server needs to be all uppercase.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Miniplex

1vs1, Achievements, bedrock, Friendly staff, smp, Survival

A survival multiplayer server. A fun server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RareSMP

Economy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Survival SMP Non-P2W server!

No claiming & no keep inventory! Griefing, Killing, Scamming is allowed. Hacking is NOT! Custom Economy and Auction House! If you’re interested:

**IP: RareSMP.minehut.gg**

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCSmashBros

PvP

^ Welcome to SuperSmashBros ^

If you’ve ever played Super Smash Bros or Brawlhalla, you’re going to love this server! This server features this amazing gamemode along with it’s classical hammer and intense experience of knocking players off the map!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Prisonpop

op prison, Prison

Are you looking for a server that stands out from the crowd? Do you want to enjoy a candy-themed world with custom features and a friendly community? Then PrisonPOP is the place for you! PrisonPOP is a unique and innovative server that offers a fresh and fun Prison experience for Java players. You can explore, enchant, and compete with other players on this amazing server. Don’t miss out on the fun! Join PrisonPOP today at play.prisonpop.net and discover why it’s the sweetest server around!

– Custom plugins and enchants to spice up your gameplay

– Active and helpful staff, developers, and management team

– A vibrant and welcoming community of players

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Halara

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Halara is a survival multiplayer Minecraft server that offers players a unique roleplay experience. With a focus on community and gameplay, Halara offers a semi-roleplay survival experience that is enhanced by a few carefully chosen mods.One of the standout features of Halara is its fully-functioning economy. Players can create their own shops, farms, and more to earn money and contribute to the community. The server also features a custom mcMMO skill-leveling system, allowing players to earn rewards as they complete tasks and challenges.In addition to the core survival experience, Halara offers a variety of events and activities for players to get involved in. From community events to server-wide competitions, there are always opportunities to engage with other players and make the most of your time on Halara.Overall, Halara is a welcoming and community-focused Minecraft server that offers players a unique and engaging survival experience. With its focus on roleplay, economy, and community, Halara is the perfect destination for players who want a survival experience with a little something extra.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9247	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.