TattooFailsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Emeralds Found:	6239	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Enchantments Applied:	254	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	251062

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	137	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.